Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va Myles Shaffer here. Wednesday, April 29, 2026, it was a long drive north to the Gold Club Centerfolds Gentlemen’s Club in Rancho Cordova, California, to spend some enjoyable time with a long time friend and to observe both of her shows on the first night of her current booking.
So, are the readers ready to read on and learn the details? Great! Then let’s get started without any further delay!
CARMEN VALENTINA
For her first performance of the evening, Carmen did her Ghostbusters Show. On the stage was an evil looking ghost, no, not a real ghost, it was a prop. Also on the stage was a huge pink blowup dildo which Carmen had some fun with later in the show. Carmen wore a light brown Ghostbusters costume that consisted of a cap, a long-sleeved top with a Ghostbusters decal over her left breast and some vertical black stripes. With her top, Carmen wore a pair of short shorts.
I think the top and shorts might have actually been a one-piece item, but I couldn’t be certain. (I got distracted for a moment, and when I looked back up, Carmen had already quickly removed both articles of clothing.) With her top and shorts, Carmen also wore a black cloth belt. Beneath the rest of her costume, Carmen wore a pair of black thong panties. Carmen’s footwear for this show was a pair of glittery black boots with stiletto heels.
Carmen ended this performance by giving lap dances for $5 on the stage.
For this show, Carmen danced to, “Ghostbusters,” by Ray Parker Jr, “Treat Me Like A Slut,” by Kim Petras, “Girls,” by The Dare, and, “The Bad Touch,” by Bloodhound Gang.
For her final performance of the evening, Carmen did her Star Wars: Princess Leia Show. At the start of this show, Carmen came onto the stage waving a toy laser saber. She was wearing a long sleeved white, almost floor length, robe. Under the robe, Carmen wore a black, white, and gold bra that is next to impossible to describe. The bra had a gold neck chain and a gold back strap. With the bra, Carmen wore a gold belt-like piece that was decorated with lots of rhinestones and two large black, or possibly dark blue, jewels. The jewelry formed a design that I can’t begin to accurately describe. From that belt-like item hung a floor length piece of red material in the front and another piece hung from the back. Next, Carmen wore a pink G-string. Carmen’s footwear was a pair of sandals-like gold shoes with stiletto heels.
At one point during this performance, Carmen played around with her huge blowup dildo.
Carmen ended this performance with a lotion show after which she went around the tip rail allowing customers to stick money onto her well lubricated body. (At one point, Carmen came to me, poured some lotion into my cupped hands, and allowed me to thoroughly lubricate her beautiful bare breasts. [What a terrific way to end a great evening!])
During this show, Carmen performed to, “I’m a Slave 4 U,) by Britney Spears, (Pu$$y,) by Iggy Azalea, (Treat Me Like A Slut,) by Kim Petras, and, (Everywhere,) by Chloe X Halle.
Carmen has blonde hair, and her eyes are hazel. She is an even five feet tall and weighs one hundred twenty pounds. And, her lovely measurements are 34B-27-40.Carmen is intelligent, very friendly, quite well-spoken, and she is an excellent conversationalist. In fact, she can engage in an intelligent conversation with anyone who can hold up their end of the conversation. Carmen also truly enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.
If any of the readers might get an opportunity to go out to a club and observe some of Carmen’s performances and to meet her in person, it is highly advisable that they should take full advantage of the opportunity! It should prove to be a very enjoyable and memorable experience!
Carmen can be located at carmenvalentina.com. She is also on Facebook.com and quite a number of other Internet websites.
Okay people, that will just about do it for now. Let us all meet back here the next time to continue our discussions of beautiful women and fun events. Until then, everybody please take care, stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!
Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer
The post MWA: 05-23-2026 MYLES’ WEEKEND ADVENTURES: CARMEN VALENTINA appeared first on Adult Industry News.
