“ My mom gave me a compliment recently. She told me, ‘Teddy, your sister might be smarter than you.  She might be more successful than you, and she might be happier than you. But you are probably better looking.’”

Teddy Hall

“I was bullied in a performing arts school. Do you guys know how lame you have to be to be bullied in a performing art school? My bully wore a fedora.”

Jack Shaw

“My aunt says, ‘This is a compliment, but did you get Botox this year? Like right under your eyebrows? Did you get Botox?’ So I really had to think about what she was getting at, and I was like, ‘Oh no, I didn’t get Botox. I’m just this shocked at everything you’ve said.’” 

Jamie Pappas